HR Violations

One girl, 7 tech guys all in one office

July 31, 2013 11:51 am

Dongle

(D is minding his own business, walking down the hall, when L grabs him)

L: "I need my dongle!"

September 26, 2012 9:42 am

Parking

(L’s car was parked on the street, with not quite enough room between her back bumper and the do not park line)

Thoughts running through D’s head:

1. I was going to park behind you, but even with an inch between us, I’d be over the line. 

2. I couldn’t get in from behind, but luckily I found a nice tight spot up front to squeeze into. 

September 11, 2012 1:23 pm
"I wish they made the SLUT come more often."

L, regarding her morning routine
1:22 pm
"8 to 12 is a manageable size."

L
November 8, 2011 2:12 pm
What happens when D tests things out using your phone number.  

What happens when D tests things out using your phone number.  

October 27, 2011 12:35 pm
Something we need for our office. 

Something we need for our office. 

October 19, 2011 12:44 pm

Flaccid Cherries

D: These cherries are flaccid.

P: Are you gonna eat those?

S: You can eat my flaccid cherries.

P: nom nom nom nom.

September 6, 2011 2:00 pm
Clients From Hell: Client: “I just want you to know that we here at the company really...

If only those were the kind of mix ups we dealt with. 

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I just want you to know that we here at the company really frown on office romances.”

Me: “That won’t be an issue. I’m already in a steady relationship.”

Client: “Well, then that’s just disgusting what you did!”

Me: “What?”

Client: “I wasn’t going to mention it, but now I feel…

July 28, 2011 4:00 pm

Submission: Engineering is dirty

1: Where are the strippers?

2: Right there

1: No the other ones, I don’t like those strippers

2: I don’t know, I’m sure I could find some in the phone book (pause) sorry (looking at me)

I am the only girl working in a robotics lab, they were wiring the robot.

8:20 am
Cake for the company party…

Cake for the company party…

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