HR Violations

Real advertisement and advice for ladies who want to succeed in their careers. Also, submitted by D (should be noted that this was proudly submitted by a smiling D).

Recap: To ask for a raise, Step 1 is wash the vagina (to compete with the guys with clean balls) and end with Step 8, focus on your accomplishments, which at this point only include being cleaner down under then the guy or gal next to you.

Take note ladies, this is how to get ahead.