HR Violations

One girl, 7 tech guys all in one office

October 19, 2011 12:44 pm

Flaccid Cherries

D: These cherries are flaccid.

P: Are you gonna eat those?

S: You can eat my flaccid cherries.

P: nom nom nom nom.

April 2, 2011 4:00 pm

On Top

d: We’ll need to make sure L gets on top of that. Everyday, not just once a week.

D: I tell her that all the time.

April 1, 2011 1:06 pm March 31, 2011 11:04 am

Cigars

K: How much will a big stogie cost me?

D: Look in d’s drawers, he might have a big one for you.

Everyone: *groan* 

March 16, 2011 1:11 pm

Good Rods

Female Boss (while eating a large pretzel stick over my shoulder): “Boy do I love a good rod.”

(I highly recommend not saying this in front of male co-workers.)

1:10 pm

OH Quote - During a Meeting

m: I wish H would rub off on T a little  … 

(This is H’s first apparence, congrats!)

January 3, 2011 10:56 pm

Bicker, bicker, bicker….

L: bicker, bicker, bicker…
D: bicker, bicker, bicker…
d: Alright you two, now kiss and make up.
D: Yes… :)

L … :(

December 20, 2010 1:47 pm

Christmas Card

someecards.com - Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to say to you at the office holiday party

D’s christmas card to L in preparation for the upcoming office holiday party.

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