HR Violations

One girl, 7 tech guys all in one office

July 31, 2013 11:51 am

Dongle

(D is minding his own business, walking down the hall, when L grabs him)

L: "I need my dongle!"

September 26, 2012 9:42 am

Parking

(L’s car was parked on the street, with not quite enough room between her back bumper and the do not park line)

Thoughts running through D’s head:

1. I was going to park behind you, but even with an inch between us, I’d be over the line. 

2. I couldn’t get in from behind, but luckily I found a nice tight spot up front to squeeze into. 

September 11, 2012 1:23 pm
"I wish they made the SLUT come more often."

L, regarding her morning routine
1:22 pm
"8 to 12 is a manageable size."

L
October 19, 2011 12:44 pm

Flaccid Cherries

D: These cherries are flaccid.

P: Are you gonna eat those?

S: You can eat my flaccid cherries.

P: nom nom nom nom.

April 2, 2011 4:00 pm

On Top

d: We’ll need to make sure L gets on top of that. Everyday, not just once a week.

D: I tell her that all the time.

March 31, 2011 11:04 am

Cigars

K: How much will a big stogie cost me?

D: Look in d’s drawers, he might have a big one for you.

Everyone: *groan* 

March 16, 2011 1:11 pm

Good Rods

Female Boss (while eating a large pretzel stick over my shoulder): “Boy do I love a good rod.”

(I highly recommend not saying this in front of male co-workers.)

1:10 pm

OH Quote - During a Meeting

m: I wish H would rub off on T a little  … 

(This is H’s first apparence, congrats!)

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